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When your friend plays 3 games at once and sleeps for 17 hours every day
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PORN BARN

PEDOPHILIA PARADISE

A new BREAKFAST PLACE

Where you have PARENTS.

A STANFORD NUDIST COLONY MAYBE

CASTRATION CENTRAL
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Action movies in which the old timers continuously prove their superiority over the younger generation
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The display of sexual intercourse between two fat mammals.
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Porn Jaw

When a person has a lot of stamina for sucking penises.
Man 1 : I was having sex last night. She had me in her mouth for so long.
Man 2 : She clearly has a porn jaw. Enormous stamina.
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