Pulling a Mordecai

Doing some bitch stuff, for example not being able to pull any moves; Being scared of a bitch rejecting you

Rigby "Just go tell her you like her." Mordecai "No! What if she says no!" Rigby " come on stop pulling a Mordecai."

by Pulling a Mordecai August 19, 2020

pull a jake

to fart while a girl is giving you head

dude when that chick comes over im going to pull a jake on her

by funkypeanut November 29, 2010

Pulling a Marcus

always acting clumsy as fuck and typically breaking shit; typically a person who misplaces everything also

he was pulling a marcus last night by tripping over the hookah hose and thus causing the hot coal to fall on the ground and burn a hole in the rug.

by thor0708 September 26, 2011

Pull A Noah

When your friend says Brb, and never comes back

You and three friends are in a call
Noah: Brb
40 Minutes Later
You: Did he just pull a Noah
Friends: Yeah

by TTTbbbbbT May 15, 2018

pull an israel

To get an acquitted murder charge, often through corruption.

I shot that nigga in Paris the other day, so I decided to pull an Israel by bribing the judge.

by El ritardo June 27, 2018

Pulling a Joseph

An American male who moves to a foreign country (primarily in Eastern Europe) with the premeditated intention of hoaxing a local into a romantic relationship with him. With the inevitable result being marriage between the two individuals. Then the male subsequently takes his "trophy wife" back to America. The male being less than desirable. The female fitting the traditional standards of being extremely attractive and, of course, fertile!

"I heard through the grapevine that you were pulling a Joseph this weekend," remarked Ronald.

"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.

by Moneytree March 24, 2008

pull a ghost

While your friend is in the closet, your doing "it" doggy style with your lady. While giving a signal to your friend,You pull out quickly and he slips in, all the while you run out of the house and look back in the window... And wave to your GF!

I can't wait to see her face when I pull a ghost with my buddy! She's gonna flip!

by Ezjobes November 10, 2013