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Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.
Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
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so they can win trophies
hmmmmmmmm i know sponsoring porn hub in front of our kit and like barcelona's unicef at the back of their kit we will also add a rule 34 website in our back of the kit and extra of other porn websites and also renaming our stadium into sex hotspur stadium wait just intercourse hotspur stadium, it's appropiate one, probably
great idea our money cash william flowing, we will not choke manshitster sheiky league and win ufo champions leageeu
and we also definitely having more fans!!!1
yes that was my idea, the boardzz will like it i hope i dont get sacked of course
years goes by
years goes by
no way doggggg we profit 1 billion$ !!!! pure cash no oil from arab
but you're still wondering to our fans right?
dont worry, they know the true of themselve like MU fans
porn addiction rate increases from 10% to 90% and they admit it
oh that's why janitor keeps complaining about sperms are everywhere in the stadium
not only that since then, everyone become addicted not just not our fans too
and they dont want admit it?
they aren't our fans dumbass and respect privacy...
but that influence was crazy as fuck
and is internet....
INTERNET IS INFESTED OF IT YOU FUCK
oh shit....
so they can win trophies
hmmmmmmmm i know sponsoring porn hub in front of our kit and like barcelona's unicef at the back of their kit we will also add a rule 34 website in our back of the kit and extra of other porn websites and also renaming our stadium into sex hotspur stadium wait just intercourse hotspur stadium, it's appropiate one, probably
great idea our money cash william flowing, we will not choke manshitster sheiky league and win ufo champions leageeu
and we also definitely having more fans!!!1
yes that was my idea, the boardzz will like it i hope i dont get sacked of course
years goes by
years goes by
no way doggggg we profit 1 billion$ !!!! pure cash no oil from arab
but you're still wondering to our fans right?
dont worry, they know the true of themselve like MU fans
porn addiction rate increases from 10% to 90% and they admit it
oh that's why janitor keeps complaining about sperms are everywhere in the stadium
not only that since then, everyone become addicted not just not our fans too
and they dont want admit it?
they aren't our fans dumbass and respect privacy...
but that influence was crazy as fuck
and is internet....
INTERNET IS INFESTED OF IT YOU FUCK
oh shit....
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