Being predominately straight, but less specific as the urgency to get off increases. Being attracted exclusively to the opposite sex, but flexible as to which gender can participate in getting one off.
He needed to cum, but his regular girls weren't available, so, being flexi-straight, it didn't matter if the nearest willing orifice was a guy or a girl.
by Nostrovio January 31, 2024
it's just nandermo
straight nandermo once said "vampirism is a curse and i ... care for you too much to burden you with that."
by lesbianvampires June 01, 2022
“vampirism is a curse and i care for you too much to burden you with that it would weigh too heavy on my conscience BOOP there’s that smile” - straight nandermo
by baronlover555 June 01, 2022
I’m on that straight yurple!
by Constellation89 August 08, 2018
"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"
by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang June 28, 2018
an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.
Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017
STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!
peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE
by straightedgeskinhead November 04, 2020