Raking Off

1. The use of an actual rake with at least 25 teeth made of thinly sliced metal, usually in the color of green, to masterbate. There are many different styles, such as: thrusting, wacking, scaffing, slicing, etc.

2. Using one's hand to ejaculate all over a bitch or any object that one pleases.

"dude, stop raking off in my bed all over that bitch"
"dude"
"dude, now you have to go to Home Depot and get me another new rake"
"dude, raking off is just weird"
"dude"

by FancyHancy February 7, 2008

rip-off

A bad circumcision.

What an absolute rip-off that was.

by Fraulein Hilda February 22, 2018

Off and running

Crazy

did you see that girl standing in the public square warning people about doomsday? She was off and running

by Pusshead June 6, 2015

Burking-off

the act of skipping a class in high-school you normally attend. Being randomly absent from a particular class such as math or science.

person 1- "Where the hell were you yesterday, class was so easy."

person 2- "I was burking-off, I went to McDonalds for lunch."

by burking-it January 19, 2010

last off

A way of signalling the last item in a list of items where the first item is preceded by "first off". Use when you want to be sure that you're introducing people to the final and most important item in the list of bullshit items. Using last off shows your audience that you have prepared and you are not just pulling things out of your ass.

Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

by Gus O'Malley December 28, 2007

off balanced

is ugly weird stupid lame sad

"Ayo son my shoe games is on point but with out new era fits cocked off stupid ahhhh the shits wha'look off balanced"

by J Benefit November 19, 2007

moist off

to ejaculate. sloppily.

I'm gonna moist off on Sally while she's sleeping

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006