creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"

omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021

Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.

Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.

by kam75xx April 11, 2021

Burgers on my mind

The ultimate Omori meme that is beautifully overuse. It is like the “why did the chicken cross the road” from Omori fans. The meme was originally a song from krypto9095 in 2019 with was a parody of the song “Murder on my Mind” by YNW Melly. However, some random person thought it would be a good idea to put a meme of Sunny thinking of his friends and Kel thinking of Burger. And of course, he had BURGERS ON HIS MIND. Even though the meme wasn’t originally really fun, since it was overuse, that became the joke. And many Omori memes will make parodies of this meme which are priceless

So you are into Omori, have you heard of burgers on my mind

Oh Kel, he’s the king of burgers on my mind

by MaddieMAC55530 October 15, 2022

My Valentine Papi

Someone who is your sugar daddy for Valentine's day.

ANTHONY: Hey Itzel! Why don't you let me be your MVP? 😏

ITZEL: Most Valuable Player?

Anthony: No! My Valentine Papi! 🥵

Itzel: Say less! My MVP!

by Pollito Lemus October 5, 2021

Moths In My Asshole

It's the feeling you get when you leave a public restroom that has no toilet paper.

"Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
-Trooper Trahan-

by Trooper Trahan July 13, 2021

my little girl

term of endearment, usually said by a mother. Occasionally said by a boyfriend/husband if the girlfriend/wife is literally shorter than average. Can also be a term used to degrade shorter women when said be someone meaning to berate.

Mother: Goodnight my little girl

by Carrie Wilson April 21, 2008

what’s my name?

used as a taunt while beating someone.

In
1967, boxer Muhammed Ali fought Ernie Terrell, who insisted on calling Ali ‘Cassius Clay’; as Ali pounded Terrell, Ali taunted ‘What’s
my name, fool? What’s my name?

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009