If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
Get the GEICO fire extinguishermug. You're fired. You can't fire me I quit. You can't quit I quit. You can't quit you're a frog. You can't frog me you're my wife . I'm not you're wife you're MY wife! Hey honey how was work? Pretty good but I quit my job. You can't quit you're job, you're fired! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Guy 1: Have you seen asdfmovie 12?
Guy2: It's full of dead memes from 2010.
Guy1: Yeah true.
Boss: You're fired!
Guy2: It's full of dead memes from 2010.
Guy1: Yeah true.
Boss: You're fired!
by Skeletonbones November 10, 2020
Get the You're firedmug. When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.
"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"
"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020
Get the Canadian fire drillmug. When the male dunks his fingers in hot sauce and proceeds to finger blast the female for firery pleasure
by Dcookieboy June 26, 2016
Get the fingers of firemug. When viciously finger a women till she has an orgasm. You collect the liquid, and keep fingering her until her blood mixes with her orgasm. You then mix the liquid with alcohol, and keep drinking till you and the girl get black-out drunk.
by Maxdagoat2508 July 3, 2025
Get the Bulgarian Fire hydrantmug. urban dictionary faggot Why weren't you emailing me yesterday?
urban dictionary employee I had a wi-fire. Sorry!
urban dictionary employee I had a wi-fire. Sorry!
by JTCSDerp December 11, 2017
Get the wi-firemug. by Beatthatdick456 June 11, 2021
Get the Fire fuckmug.