Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.

Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.

by kam75xx April 11, 2021

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"

omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021

Brush my cat

Grooming your pubic hair; commonly referring to a woman’s pubic hair.

“I gotta go brush my cat for my date later tonight. If you know what I mean.”

by Persefor. DickBaiter July 26, 2019

Ball my Sack

When one screws up a task and gets frustrated.

“Well ball my sack, I just totally messed that shit up.”

“Did you see that ECN that Travis Kyle just released? He really balled my sack.”

by RuckDuck98 June 24, 2019

split my gooch

1) The phrase used to express injury in general

2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry

3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole

4) An alternate term for fucking

1) Jesus: What the fuck did you do to your knee?

Noah: I split my gooch man!

2) "That really splits my gooch!"

3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."

4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.

Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?

by goochsplitter123 June 17, 2015

3G My Touch

Completely badass phone that does every damn thing that you can think of, including a barcode scanner, sky maps and the ability to make Mario jumping sounds when you jump.

Damn, that 3G My Touch does everything!

by Bessuevahad September 12, 2009

my little girl

term of endearment, usually said by a mother. Occasionally said by a boyfriend/husband if the girlfriend/wife is literally shorter than average. Can also be a term used to degrade shorter women when said be someone meaning to berate.

Mother: Goodnight my little girl

by Carrie Wilson April 21, 2008