The most beautiful and gorgeous guy there is. He’s so kind and sweet and loyal, you can talk to him about anything. He’s so funny too, a little immature but can always crack you up and make you smile even on your worst days. If you get even luckier, you’ll get the chance to date a Jake.
Guy: “hey you know jake the really funny one?”
Girl: “You mean the really sexy one?”
Guy+Girl: “That’s him.”
Girl: “You mean the really sexy one?”
Guy+Girl: “That’s him.”
by inlovewhim4ever November 12, 2022

A cute, freckled smartass who isn't afraid to say mean, but truthful, things. He doesn't like to hide his dirty minded-ness, and is usually gay for the homies (I.E. Homiesexual). Can be tall, but also can be short. He can be a gentleman when he wants to. He can be the guy of your dreams, or he can be your worst enemy. He can be really funny at times, but knows when it is not the time to crack a joke.
Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
by MooshroomLuma May 26, 2023

The sexiest man alive, nobody is hotter than jake. Jakes are the most kind to their partners usually like girls with names that start with S.
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by lucyt123 December 26, 2022

Jake Paul is a Cancerous Social Media Star, Who is spreading his diseased videos and pictures all over the internet.
‘I can’t get on any of my websites on my computer! Do you think it has a virus?’
‘Have you watched Jake Paul?’
‘Yes.’
‘That’s it.’
‘Have you watched Jake Paul?’
‘Yes.’
‘That’s it.’
by Idefinethetruth June 24, 2018
