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John Amina

John & Amina haven‘t met each other yet. Even though they find each other very attractive an alluring, they additionally understand and respect each other very much. They know in their hearts that they‘re going to meet each other some day. But until then their souls and … drive are connected and wait for that day. John is that type of man that everybody wants. All the girls are after him and Don John knows that. They all text him, love him and run after him like the obsessed girls in the music video ,,Per Ty“ (Mozzik, Nimo, Dardan). But Amina is nothing like that (yes she is, but pretends not to be lol). And that was it. John knew from the beginning that Amina was something special. They quickly connected and became ummm… friends. Who knows, maybe some day that state of relationship will add a plus (+) at the end? Only fate knows if John & Amina will have a lot of fun and tempting things they can do. But until then, stay tuned to see if this special thing will happen
John Amina: a mysterious story that may end in an affair

John: Oohh spo tam sheli po po ta qeli
Amina: ta ha zemren
John: ta ha pi….
Amina: hahaha hesht
by Funsjit November 23, 2021
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John McBlaine

John McBlaine is a mash up of John McCain and Pokémon's Blaine. He opposes Brock Obama.
The race for Pokéresident is heated this year. John McBlaine's really hitting the issues that Brock Obama won't touch.
by KillerSquare December 10, 2011
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John Smith

The god of Minecraft a representation of Bijan
Oh we shall now sacrifice a dog for John Smith now we pray to John Smith
by 4ry0 June 9, 2019
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john david

a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master
Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!
by doodoomaster69 December 10, 2021
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John-boat

Slang word for "penis" popular in Ukraine with Americans.
Look at Marcus! Just walking down the street with his John-boat hangin' out.
by Southern Belle 09 April 2, 2009
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John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
She wishes she was John gonzales hot
by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019
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Elton John

When your still standing during or after a massive bender
by Captain Cokeface August 6, 2019
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