Jake is probably the worst person to walk the planet. Jake is the most stupidest person you could ever meet. If you meet a Jake, avoid him. Jake is always the kind of guy who will instantly hate you. He will find a way to pick on you, no matter what. He is just a jerk. Nobody likes him. If you regretfully befriend a Jake, make sure to instantly stay away from him. Jake is a really bad person who deserves nothing good that happens to him. Jake is one of the most ugliest people to ever be seen.
This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.
This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.
by DerpGod January 17, 2022
A trashy man who acts like a nice guy, but certainly isn’t. Jake will follow you home from the grocery store because “he wanted your number”. Jake never goes to jail
Hey! I was leaving the grocery store and an when I got home it said an AirTag had been following me for 15 minutes. I ransacked my car and found the tag enscribed Jake.
by Longslit May 01, 2022
by annie gur April 29, 2021
An asshole and a clown, known for being a hypocrite and retarded. They often complain about random shit for no reason and use stupid excuses like “they died in roblox” as a reason to be a complete dickhead.
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That dumbass bitch is such a Jake
by Len “Banana Bitch” Kagamine May 09, 2020
A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.
by DQ Jesus August 13, 2021
by j4k33 July 23, 2021
The act of cuming in a dog so hard your transgender boy pussy lesser wants to be a dream sexual and wank off to jelly be on repeat for 10 hours
by The Midlands rebel June 18, 2022