great-grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnibling's spouse.

My great-grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

lucy law

a law in which any and all friends of a woman must report hot guys (or girls) that have potential interest in the woman to her as a sign of gratitude for her friendship

omg a hot guy who is single i have to tell my friend it’s the lucy law!

by jdhdjdhdjejevehehev February 28, 2023

Gateway Law

Any law so ridiculous that it causes a person to ignore it, making it easier for that individual to break other laws, often escalating the significance of their crimes. Generally creating a lifelong criminal.

I wish our lawmakers would take positions more seriously and stop passing gateway laws to score political points, it just leads to disregard for all laws.

by Randomly Assigned March 3, 2023

Atwood's Law

"Every software and applications that can be written in JavaScript will be eventually written in JavaScript"

Adobe suite is an evidence of Atwood's Law in reality

by 0xCAFEBABEH March 14, 2023

Atwood's Law

"Every software and applications that can be written in JavaScript will be eventually written in JavaScript"

Adobe suite is an evidence of Atwood's Law

by 0xCAFEBABEH March 14, 2023

Courtney's law

Law of not wearing outside clothes in bed. Only pyjamas and underwear are allow in bed.

Uh uh no. Courtney's law, No outdoor clothes in my bed. Take your clothes off before you get in bed.

by Sleeping giant March 15, 2023

Murphy's Law of Attentiveness

Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P

I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023