Sister-in-law

The ultra important, high falutin, and just all around annoying sister of your spouse. She will not be at your wedding because she has more important things to do, and if by chance she shows up, she'll ruin it. She's your mother-in-law's teammate and soldier.
The ideal sister-in-law is one that resides six feet below the ground in a cemetery, right next to the ideal mother-in-law.
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Sister-in-law

The person who will ruin your wedding.
My sister-in-law ruined my wedding by demanding I pay for her wedding and starting a family fight. Of course my mother-in-law took her side.
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Qurayshi's Law

the proposition that the longer an internet conversation between shias goes on, the higher the probability becomes that Aisha Bint Abu Bakr will be mentioned.
Qurayshi's Law:

Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha
by abuhamza May 07, 2023
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out-law

The people who used to be in your family of marriage but are "no longer family," because you're divorced.
I'm taking my kids to spend time with my out-laws because I feel like they should be able to know their grandparents, aunties, uncles and cousins on that side of the family, regardless of how my ex feels about me.
by momforlife August 17, 2021
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Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.
“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”
by Erarr October 07, 2023
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