Happy-helmet

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."

While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.

by BombadierBillyGoat April 04, 2011

happy puppies

happy puppies.

did you see eggo comment happy puppies on her post?

by uheggo April 23, 2021

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

An unknown god-like entity that harnesses the power of destroying the world as we know it.

"Happy Birthday!"
the world fucking implodes.

by Dequavious Notirationism XXII April 25, 2022

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to youoo, happy birthday to you.

Guy 1. Happy Birthday

Guy 2. Thanks Guy 1.

by Derpuhoh December 23, 2023

happy grease

Pre-cum

When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease

"When she jerked me, I let out my happy grease so she could live my dick up!"

by Fappypotatopancake February 19, 2015

happy Kwanzaa

An expression used during Kwanzaa to wish someone a happy time.

Happy Kwanzaa, Shanice.

by Ritacca April 13, 2023

Slap Happy

When stuffing your girl from behind and your balls slap against her butt cheeks so long that it throws her into a euphoric state

Damn you're in a good mood ever since we went to the bedroom you've been slap Happy

by California finest January 03, 2025