Middle Finger Promise

A ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. If broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. More binding than a pinky promise. Abbreviated as MFP.

I flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she Middle Finger Promised me she wouldn't.

by thecockblockersss June 16, 2010

put my finger on it

identify something exactly

It is, for me, more and more difficult to remember, to *put my finger on it. Life escapes me.

by amycocoa June 2, 2014

Four Finger Club

A very exclusive club joined only by those who pass the initiation test. The test consists of inserting four fingers in ones vaginal crevice.

"Why is you pussy so fuckin loose?... Oh your in that four finger club arn't you?"

by Mike Rizzle January 9, 2005

chinese finger cuffs

when a girl is getting fucked doggystyle and sucking a guys dick at the same time. it is like finger cuffs in the way you get stuck in both ends.

andy was driving the bus and a dirty whore began to suck his man hood. then d lew relized it was perfect time to give her the chinese finger cuffs so he lifted up her skirt and fucked the bitch right in the ass.(sean burk was was doing the Sneaky Sunderland)

by sean burk April 26, 2006

Middle Finger Discount

When you think you're getting a good deal but wind up getting screwed.

Tom went to the used car dealer. He was told no interest for a year, but the down payment nearly blew him away. Talk about getting a middle finger discount!

by Anonymous 3.0 BETA February 22, 2011

finger paint facial

having sex with a chick doggy style, blow your load on her back, smear it with your hand all over her back and when she turns around to say wtf?! slap her across the face with the same hand

Dude, give that chick the finger paint facial tonight! She wont know what hit her!

by jonpeg June 13, 2011

Internal finger-cuddle

v. To put your finger into someone else's bottom with affectionate intent.

"Frederick was a tini, tiny bit surprised when a finger slipped up his bottom, but he was assured that it was just an internal finger-cuddle, and nothing to be alarmed about."

by Mr.Yellow_Pants February 15, 2013