Schlong dip

When your penis touches the the toilet bowl while having a shit

Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped

by The jackamoe’s February 24, 2021

Lasagna Dipping

A variation of the French Dip. French dipping is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required. Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and french dips someone (marinara and mozzarella).

It was 'that time of the month' for Nadia, and her flow was heavy. To make matters worse she had developed a raging yeast infection from horseback riding naked. In the middle of the night, she woke up and pulled out her beefy lady lips, all covered in her monthly marinara and vaginal cheese. She proceeded to dip her lips in her lover's mouth while he was asleep, giving him a proper Lasagna Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021

dip fat

leaving a place as fast as possible.

yo dannys mom is home we gotta dip fat

by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018

Dipped

left ,gone

person: where is jared
person 2 : jared dipped

by hijab syed February 9, 2021

Too much dip on ya chip

Used when an individual has too much dip, wether it be salsa, creme fresh, queso, etc, on a dip recipient (chip, crackers..)

:You got too much dip on ya chip
-you are right, I'll be more careful as to not putting too much dip on my cbip

by Chevvval December 23, 2020

No Dip Shut up

The new term to say at 6th grade because you wan't to be cool

Me: Heyo hows it going
Bully: NO DIP SHUT UP get a life u can't beat me at fortnite

by SmartWeeb December 3, 2018

Dip

Dip - The Street Slang Word Meanin' Diplomat.

“Dopest, Ever Dopest, Ever Dip, Ever Dipset, Ever Goonies & Ever Street Thugs Str8 Outta Harlem, New York City. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup” - The Goonie, Ever Street Thug, Harlem aka Flea & Kiery Weiry.

by Hzr October 16, 2020