"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
by anonymous February 16, 2023
Get the The Mickey mouse club house mug.(noun) Used to describe a type of person who believes they are morally sound in their actions of doing whatever it takes to get what they want, regardless of the repercussions. These people are generally seen as late-in-life, Christian males with highly patriarchal tendencies. They commit acts that are anywhere from morally grey to completely unethical, justifying themselves with claims of making the world a better place, protecting the future, or some other grandiose illusion, and believe they have more authority than they do, portraying themselves as powerful to have control over others around them. They often belittle any opinions different than their own, making them inflexible to logic or alternate points of view.
“After his callous response to the Houthi bombings - fist emoji, American flag emoji, fire emoji - it’s clear Mike Waltz is a member of the triple F club.”
“My friend’s grandfather must be in the triple F club, because when I explained how his racist joke was inappropriate, he gave me a patronizing smile and responded, ‘Okay, Snowflake, sorry I hurt your sensitive feelings.’”
“John isn’t a member of the triple F club, because when I explained my side of the story, rather than continuing to chastise me to make himself seem more important, he understood my view, then we came to an agreement on the matter.”
“My friend’s grandfather must be in the triple F club, because when I explained how his racist joke was inappropriate, he gave me a patronizing smile and responded, ‘Okay, Snowflake, sorry I hurt your sensitive feelings.’”
“John isn’t a member of the triple F club, because when I explained my side of the story, rather than continuing to chastise me to make himself seem more important, he understood my view, then we came to an agreement on the matter.”
by SolsticeGoals April 9, 2025
Get the Triple F Club mug.A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
by Noah Cuthbertson April 10, 2025
Get the Book Club mug.an exclusive club for those who have siphoned feces out of someone’s anus using your mouth and a plastic nose. You then mix it in to a martini glass along with blood, semen, saliva, smegma, mucus, and leukorrhea, and 1 lime. Once you manage to finish the beverage you officially become a member of Club Condo
by JPgetoffthecouch April 11, 2025
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by JPgetoffthecouch April 11, 2025
Get the Club Condo mug.located in clayhall park this club is where dreams are turned into gay lust. kids fight with the boxing gloves that smell like wet shit mixed with vomit. the coach is a proper lad who used to be a pro boxer in afghanistan doing the adhaan in the great british language.
by eisa ahmed April 18, 2025
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