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National Blow job day

November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job
His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day
by lilly2222 November 19, 2022
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blow crack

When ones whistle is in the act of whistling and thus produces a crack is the whistle tune ending in a C minor key. Highly similar to that of 12 year old boy going through puberty attempting to talk.
"Did you hear that refs blow crack, his whistle must be really messed up!"
by Andacay Olliercay May 12, 2018
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cleaning the blow hole

When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it
I I practice cleaning the blow hole with my dad on the weekends.
by SirJalen February 23, 2017
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blow your nose

Junior misunderstood when his dad saw a booger in his nostril and told him, "blow your nose." He's been enjoying a steady diet of coke ever since.
Don't ever tell a cocaine addict, "blow your nose," because they will take it literally.
by Polly Mathers October 1, 2020
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Blow-Down

When you really like a dude and you want to give him a blow job show-down. Out of all the blow-jobs your ever given, this is the cream of the crop!
Boy, I'm gonna show you what you've been missing. Get ready for this blow-down.
by Unoriginalpseudonmy April 18, 2018
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reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.
Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.
by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023
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Zoot Blow

When you and your buddies are zooted and some bullshit happens that ruins your high.
Bro my mom just called, that was a major zoot blow!
by FloydChokedIt December 20, 2022
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