Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

Were you brewed like beer

UD Jews, I’m assuming you guys

Were you brewed like beer in a bottle? In a secret underground cloning facility?

Genetically engineered Designer babies.

Were you brewed like beer

by Death Menace March 9, 2023

Beer

Mmmn

Let's go get a pint of beer at the bar

by yo mOmm4 February 25, 2019

Spontaneous Beer Bong

Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.

by ClayJ October 25, 2008

beer fridge

A second refridgerator, usually kept in the basement or garage of a house

There's another six pack in the beer fridge downstairs.

by nick_g December 11, 2011

Beer Clothes

n.) any garmet or article of clothing worn out on a night drinking or whilst consuming alcohol.

Jimmy: ahh damnit, i forgot to change my beer clothes and now i smell like shame and regret.

by billthomas January 12, 2012

kiwi beer

shitty homebrewed beer made by nasty ass college students

Sharon: did you get some of tri gabba's bathtub beer?
Deborah: hell no, that kiwi beer is vomit inducing ecoli shit. Pass.

by thatswhack August 27, 2017