Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.

Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

Crack crickets

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.

Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.

by Master ski November 21, 2023

figal crack

A really skinny girl with one leg shorter than the other. They are very weird and eat almost nothing that's meat. They have no booty nor do they have tits.

You're a figal crack.
Wow! She's a figal crack.

by Uzumes_720 December 1, 2015

Cracking your neck

When you're on the bus and someone cracks their neck so hard it sounds like a glow stick

Guy 1: *cracking his neck*
Guy 2: "Damn you be cracking your neck so hard i bet it'll glow in the dark tonight."

by GavRaz August 25, 2022

Crack Claw

An alcoholic beverage in which a White Claw is poured over ice and topped with an extra shot or two of flavored vodka.

“Bro, I got absolutely white girl wasted last night at the booth. Those Crack Claws will sneak up on you.”

by greasehawg September 4, 2019