Scene kid

They are the emo version of a hipster. Only major difference from straight up hipster is the males wear makeup and they have infiltrated the genre of metal. Scene "metal" bands usually only play drop D tuned guitars because they need to hide their lack of playing ability. The lyric content is emo-ish despite the scene kids' denial. Songs are almost exclusively about girls they'll never get or had or the girl broke up with them because they are in fact loser scene kids. They strive for attention which is why the guys dress like girls and the girls have several layers of what appears to be makeup they bought at Party City. Whereas hipsters try to dress down and look minimalist, scene kids take pride in the fact it took them forever to do their hair and makeup. Other than the level of makeup, scene males and scene females dress the exact same, maybe a scene chick will rock a skirt on occasion but that is it. The music they listen to is heavier than hipsters but equally as lame as to that which hipsters listen to. They talk and brag on how non-conformist they are (like hipsters) yet they (also like hipsters) are a walking contradiction because there are droves of them looking the same. Nothing is very original and their personalities tend to suck which is why they have to look like a freak in order for people to notice them. Unlike hipsters, cutting of the wrists is very common among scene kids, again to get as much attention as possible.

Sir 1: Why is that guy wearing girl pants and a deep v t-shirt down to where his chest is supposed to be?

Sir 2: Ah, that would be a scene kid good sir. He's trying desperately to be "different" but instead just looks like an idiot.

Sir 1: Oh, I get it. kind of like a hipster

Sir 2: Exactly.

by doseofreality August 27, 2012

kid-blocked

When you're not getting laid because your kids are around.

Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.

Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 July 28, 2017

That one kid

That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.

“Did you hear what that one kid did?”

“No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while a student was talking about how his parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”

by Gl0v35 February 4, 2022

2000s kid

2000s kids spent most of their childhood in 2000-09 (born approx. 1995-2001). 2000s kids were alive when 9/11 happened but most were too young to remember it, and they graduated high school before COVID.

This is the Drake and Josh, High School Musical, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, etc. generation

Alyssa was born in 1998, she's a 2000s kid.

by ars1998 June 14, 2022

Kid Toucher

defined as:
a person who enjoys touching little children. theses people are named josh

"what are you doing josh let go of that little boy you kid toucher

by nonćè patroller September 6, 2020

Suburb kid

Kids who where raised in the suburbs and act like the are from “the hood”

“Aye! Wsg g”
“Shut up you a suburb kid you ain’t from here”

by Bracefacelaylayduh January 26, 2022

Stray Kids

A JYP Boygroup founded by our holy leader Bang Chan. The group has 9 members: Golden Christian, Soft Woojin, Lee Knows, Dark Binnie, God Hyunjin, Han Sunshine, Meme Felix, Savage Seungmin, Precious I.N.

Please stan these kings, they deserve the whole world and a lot more.

Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lords And Saviours Stray Kids?

by iknowyouknowzzz April 2, 2018