Ho Ho Ho

What Santa says

Santa "Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

go to ho

the main ho, the best ho around

Dayumm that girl is fine, she the go to ho

by serendipity22 July 10, 2010

Haidang Ho

The most racist ass Vietnamese dude in existence. Don't fuck with him if you're not white.

"Haidang Ho? you mean the most racist motherfucker on this planet"
"Haidang Ho solved world hunger with his racist ability"

by Dahvede August 29, 2022

Joe Playin' Ho

Any people of the persuasion to do anything creative and be amazing with it. i.e. having the abilities of Mr. Bond

Dick: Wow! That David sure is creative, he does everything well, Music, painting, and plumbing!

Jane: Yeah, he sure is a "Joe Playin' Ho"!

by Josiah234782 January 20, 2009

The Ho Factor

Used for ranking how hot a chick is. The Ho Factor decreases the hotness for being a slut.

Person 1: Hey look how hot that chick is!
Person 2: Yeah, but once you put in The Ho Factor...
Person 1: Oh, you're right. She's not that hot now.

by dirtygirlfree May 11, 2011

Ho-Ho-Hoed

When Rain screws you by missing rain spins above and below your reel. Alternatively, when you are on crazy mode and you are the only ones pulling on rain spins.

Man, I just got Ho-Ho-HOED!!

by BearBeTrippin December 23, 2024

ho hoff

The f word that jade uses when anyone annoys her.

Joni:Jade i got your laptop

Jade: HO HOFF!

by anonymous January 29, 2024