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big douche nozzle

first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche nozzle.

Second person: Oh really, was it frank rossetti?

first person: Actually, yea it was!
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sappy douche bag

Anyone that posts how much they love or can't live with out someone on Facebook.
Dude, quit being a sappy douche bag.
by BPG0004 April 12, 2016
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dollar store douche

A person who is so much of a douche bag, that they are not described as an ordinary grocery store purchased douche bag. They are so atrocious, that they are the generic brand, white boxed douche bags one would find at the 99 cent store.
That duck-tail kid at the party was a fucking dollar store douche.
by Cincinnati Gays January 1, 2009
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Fatty Tuna Douche

1. A middle aged morbidly obese sexually promiscuous gay man who's ass smells strongly of tuna.
3. A liar, fraud, criminal
3. see Douche, Douchebag
Q- Did you see all the crazy shit that guy wrote?

A- Yeah. What a fatty tuna douche!
by Gut Ted Pig December 9, 2008
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douche slutted whore

this word is an accurate way of categorizing roughly 90 percent of all girls ages 18-26. It combines the obvious foulness associated with douching and the obvious promiscuity that a slutted whore would display. When calling your young ho just one word doesnt fit, try this, u will enjoy the effectiveness of it!
kate: oh my gosh, lets go back to the bar to get stephanie.
nathan: shut the fuck up you douche slutted whore. (smack)
kate:(crying)
by nate the great! January 20, 2009
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douche bag parade

A group of manages and/or executives walking together.
When the meeting was over the douche bag parade began.
by drumbeast June 30, 2009
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Cliche music douche

A douche bag who says something cliche towards there love for music, usually trying to make themselves try and fit into a stereotype
Tryhard: "mann, music is my life, i would litterally kill myself with out it"

Kid: "shut up your such a cliche music douche."
by (xo)mom October 27, 2009
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