Chris Newcomer

Someone who likes to take it up the ass by his dog

Im Chris Newcomer and I like puppy to play with my balls

by Randommm1 December 22, 2016

Chris

The one funny light skin in the group

Y’all seen Chris new ig story? It was the geek

by Theoneuglynigga October 19, 2019

chris o

a tall useless nigga, he thinks he funny but he not, nigga pull no female

i wish i had your height chris o, i know im useless

by cgjordan0 September 4, 2023

Chris The Bachelor

The modern English word "stupid" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating).

Short for involuntary celibacy, incel refers to an internet subculture of men who blame women for the fact that they are not having sex.

Chris The Bachelor is an incel

by tinychatjumpinchat December 11, 2020

Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.

Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!

by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021

Chris

Fat fucking pig, no bitches, only guys. Eats way to much mcdonalds.

Oh hey Chris, are you playing ping pong again you fat fuck, stop eating for once.

by olch May 30, 2022

Dirty Chris

Is a sexual act when a woman gets butt naked for a hot guy she just met and sits on his big dick. But then realizes she cant take it all so she tries jumping off only to sit back on it.

Beth pulled a Dirty Chris on a hit guy she met ant the bar. It was the best sex she ever had.

by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023