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extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
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Ninja

adj to describe how awesome something/someone is.
-Dude did you see that crash!
- It was so ninja!
by ninja kelly February 8, 2010
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Ninja Fucked

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.
by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019
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ninja

This noun and verb comes from World of Warcraft where certain loots, once assigned to a player, cannot be traded to another. When something valuable drops from a monster, a dice icon will appear which each player in a party can roll for the item or they can pass the item.

The person with the highest roll will get the item (if it's bind on pickup it canot be traded). Most people would only roll on something that they need and pass what they don't need to other players that need it.

This is where a ninja comes in.. Ninja means to roll on an item that you don't need or to roll on any item that you see whether you need it or not.
noun - omgz i just got outrolled by a ninja

noun2 - titan is a ninja, don't group with him

verb - i got ninja'd by some dude from this clan
by wrathanon July 15, 2008
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textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !
"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"
by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021
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fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves
I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.
by ktkills January 25, 2024
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Ninja

Used when wanting to say niger. Ninja is used when wanting to replace the word niger in a sentence. Commonly used in a joking matter and not serios.
You see that ninja walk by?
by Yaseen.R June 12, 2008
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