egg wife

my wife that cheated on me

me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her

me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf

by saf -.- December 27, 2020

eggs on hooks

The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.

After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.

by snotty monkey February 26, 2010

Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid

Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am

by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024

Incubate the Egg

To raise or nurture someone of the opposite gender into having feelings for you or wanting to do sexual activities with you.

"Jayden you crack Ansley yet?" "Nah, i'm still tryna incubate the egg"

by TeyPskii December 04, 2024

eggs bennedict

slapping a girls ass with corn and cum in it.

" last night i gave my girl a serious eggs Bennedict "
" bro I've always wanted one of those"

by sac job March 13, 2017

since eggs

Term meaning the earliest thing in existence.

Man1: When did you get those shoes?
Man2: Oh these? I've had these since eggs.

by Mango Rubicoon February 06, 2017

Eggs D

Eggs D is another word for xD, often used in video games.

Something funny happens in a video game
Person 1 "lol, eggs d"
Person 2 "eggs d"

by Josephi Krakawski August 23, 2019