There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.
Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021
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by ExoticBerd September 28, 2021
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Get the David mug.David’s are people who are generous and giving. They like to put other people first before themselves. Manipulating people and degrading people are their top priority but do not fret they are also good at blaming others when they get caught. Who wouldn’t want a David in your life!
Her: why do you always think you’re right and pkay the victim when you’re wrong?
Her: why are you a David?
Her: why are you a David?
by Sadboyka August 1, 2021
Get the David mug.Used to describe a scenario, place , or person in strong affection. Nowadays internet slang has taken ahold of the meaning and has interpreted it as a word to use for someone you feel attracted to or have strong feelings for.
Original meaning :
"The presentation of the food was amazing, it was David ( ꈍᴗꈍ)".
Slang term:
" I have to tell u something I have feelings for u I think you're David."
"The presentation of the food was amazing, it was David ( ꈍᴗꈍ)".
Slang term:
" I have to tell u something I have feelings for u I think you're David."
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person 1: "That is exactly what I need"
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person 1: "That is exactly what I need"
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