cock nest

When a man's pubic hair resembles a bird's nest. Most often you can see the buldge of hair through the crotch of their stoned-wash blue jeans.

Also referred to as a crow's nest, hay bail, or afro balls.

"I would have had supper on that guy's penis if it wasn't for his huge cock nest."

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

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Cock pot

A vehicle full of males.

Hey man, do you think there are any hot chicks in that hatch back up there?

No way bro, that's a cock pot.

by Doodbro July 6, 2010

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cock chalk

What you call it when you write on something with your cock after you bone some chick on her period.

after i did lauren last night i marked her up with some cock chalk.

by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

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cock-tard

Insult. Tard as in Retard (person suffering from mental retardation) combined with cock as in penis. Reflects the lack of intelligence, incompetence and/or mentally deficient actions of the target and equates it to that of a penis. While not the most logical association, it refers to the 'sexual intelligence' of a man with out any higher brain function i.e. thinking with ones cock. The insertion of the word 'cock' into the word also creates a sense of natural revulsion to most heterosexual males and many females. Although 'tard' has actual meaning, the effect is primarily in the sound. Unlike the other tard composites it is used more in cases of reactionary anger, but more multipurpose than fuck tard.

"You cock tard! What were you thinking?"
"Get out of it. Cock tard

by Kaiser Sma April 5, 2005

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