Jake W

A boy that usually resembles a worm,
They usually are a bash at maths but let you copy of their work

"Jake W you are a worm"

by Im a ant October 7, 2020

jake briningstool

sexiest man alive

her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!

by sickbitch1234 November 2, 2020

Jake

A man terrible at swimming

Guy 1: this guys is so bad at 100m fly
Guy2: must be jake

by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019

Jaquan and Jake

Jaquan: A black guy
Jake: A white guy

Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors

by Psychological terror December 14, 2020

Jake

Most badass bitch on the planet. Has a huge stick between them. You don't want to mess with a Jake. He's a boy scout.

You don't want to mess with a Jake. He can set up a tent.

by thickcock121 February 27, 2024

Jake

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity

"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"

by brutha is gay August 21, 2022

Jake

Just a guy, he plays drums and bass, likes video games and movies, shoots guns and likes cars, listens to heavy metal and jazz and everything in between. He’s just a dude.

Girl: “He Abbey, I think Jake likes you.”
Abbey: “Nah he’s just a guy. We’re cool.”

by gfuel enthusiast April 25, 2022