simp

squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

simp king

the biggest simp of them all, but of a door mat for the girl he simps for.

sam rhea is the simp king.

by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020

Simp

Anyone named Corey

Woh is that guy named Corey cuz he looks like a simp

by Damn look! Imanis kuntakintas June 22, 2020

Simp

A word overly used when someone will give another person the world and abandon their friends for their love, then people will overreact and start calling that person out saying “SIMP!” But it’s just love 💕.

Eli: “I love you jeslin”

Other people: “oooo he’s simping on a girl!!”

by That1guydathascommonsense June 23, 2020

Simp

Someone that would say anything to win the favor particularly of a girl

Thomas Corr in the western cape is the biggest simp

by Ffffffffffffgggggggggg June 24, 2020

Simp

Addie.

“Omg she tries pleasing everyone...simp.”

by Addie Hanson June 24, 2020

Simp

Major crush on somebody

I simp over zack Efron

by coolcara101 June 25, 2020