Clove Punch

When you purchase a large unpeeled clove of garlic for the specific purpose of inserting it into your anus to rebuild your tolerance of garlic. This process is best preformed by a partner. The proper steps are outlined below:
1. Purchase clove of garlic

2. Bend over and present the target
3. Your partner will now position the garlic over the anus and execute a literal falcon punch against the garlic clove driving it into your anus
4. It is recommend to now sitdown and let it sauté
"Hey dude, i cant eat garlic anymore. Can you clove punch me, i need to get this sorted"
by riffraffbullshit May 22, 2021
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hunch and punch

Verb
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.
"C'mon Fido. You gonna hunch and punch or what?"
by Nards Eubanks September 19, 2024
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Doggy Punch

Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.
Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.

Joey's St Bernard Tiny jumped up and gave him a doggy punch last night. Joey ended up on the floor for a hour.
by Zsazz2023 May 12, 2023
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Dirty trunk punch

You have a big nose and you are in the 69 position, you tongue punching her cooter while nose fucking her butt hole.
by Thuggnasty13 October 14, 2016
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Flubber punch

when a person uses their flubber to their advantage.

"i totally flubber punched steve yesterday"
by mombo555 April 04, 2009
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Punch box

Big gay hole for fisting and twisting.
Some German dungeon broad is getting her punch box worked in the other room.
by Banana Hammie March 03, 2020
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