(kid) dad i found some pictures on the computer.
(dad) what pictures?
(kid) these.
(dad) (shit those are my porn files)
(dad) what pictures?
(kid) these.
(dad) (shit those are my porn files)
by stovO33 May 23, 2023

A term used to describe scumbag people who view "homepage porn" or in other words... generic, mainstream porn that appears on the homepage of your favorite pornsite. This term is also used to describe people who have little to no kinks. This means they have no preferences when watching porn so we as a whole community look down upon them. Dont watch Homepage Porn (:
"I bet you watch homepage porn, basic ass bitch!"
"Dude you fucking basic assfuck, watching this shitty homepage porn"
"Dude you fucking basic assfuck, watching this shitty homepage porn"
by Miscellaneous garbage May 21, 2017

by dildo231343 January 10, 2022

A condition where people are born with feet where each toe is longer than the other from the pinkie to the big toe in an ascending direction. Feet like this are accentuated especially when the big toe sticks out like a sore thumb. These feet are called porn feet because in most porn videos the actors always happen to have these kinda feet. Hence…porn feet.
by lilacgirl97 February 18, 2024

A type of porn where essentially theirs one women and a bunch of men and they cum on her before she dies.
Man 1-15: OMG I'M GONNA AHHHHH
Women: OMG I'M BLEEDING OUT STOP
Man 1-15: *cooms*
Women: *dies*
Man watching: *busted* that was some good Zombie Porn
Women: OMG I'M BLEEDING OUT STOP
Man 1-15: *cooms*
Women: *dies*
Man watching: *busted* that was some good Zombie Porn
by icrywhenijackoff March 5, 2023

by dkeljkdlffmgfdlhkgfscjfpgsdklf November 25, 2022
