Pop music

Pop music is the marriage of repetitive beats and crappy lyrics. It usually takes little to no musical knowledge to write and produce a pop song. Pop music gets unnecessary hype a lot of the times. The people who listens to pop music are usually aged between 10-16 years old or retarded people with no musical knowledge.

1. Hey, quit playing that stupid pop music on your radio. Play this avenged sevenfold song instead, and once you’re done listening to them, you’ll be in love with the band and you may proceed to shove that Billie Eilish cd up someone’s anus.

2.OMGGGG, they are playing Nikki Minaj on the radio now, shut up so I can listen to her song. - a 12 year old girl with no brain cells telling her parents to shut up so she can listen to Nikki Minaj in the car

by Guitar solo February 6, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel234's <Dark Seraphim> Anime Music Video Called Raise The Gain Organically Generates Thoughts Of Flashbacks<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel234's <Dark Seraphim> Anime Music Video Called Raise The Gain Organically Generates Thoughts Of Flashbacks<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel234's <Dark Seraphim> Anime Music Video Called Raise The Gain Organically Generates Thoughts Of Flashbacks<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Penis Music

Bonky, Cloinky, and sometimes bloopy music often with an upbeat tone. It sounds as if it were made for or made by a very floppy penis. Imagine Scooby-Doo running on air, you have imagined what penis music might sound like. It is of note that is music is dogshit and it is not generally encouraged to listen to Penis Music as entertainment. It is instead used as a device to mock music which you don't like, for which you may call the offending music "Penis Music" and then post the youtube link.

me: *Listens to dogshit*

me: "Penis Music"

by DunDaDun February 17, 2025

Music Stylist

A person who recommends/puts on good music to a person with an otherwise horrible music taste. Artists usually include underground rappers but can also be used in any genre. The term was popularized after a clip of Kai Cenat forgetting the lyrics to Playboi Carti’s “Long Time (Intro)” went viral.

Person A: You think Kai Cenat has a Music Stylist? There’s no way he’s tapped in to the underground🤷 ♂️
Person B: Prolly.

*blows up

the end🪫

by straightgunna March 18, 2025

music crotch

When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.

Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol

by music crothch January 31, 2016

music

everything. life. once u start, u cant stop.

"why do u keep having those headphones on?"
"music"

by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang bro January 29, 2022

techno dance music

A type of music which sounds almost robotic and is a dance tune.

"Dude, that techno dance music you played last night was banging!"

by LilacDreamer April 18, 2016