Michael's Bedside Tables

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.

"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."

by moochers April 16, 2019

james michael shaffer

The name James michael Shaffer is a very strong name. It means wisdom knowledge strength. He walks tall and always as a leader. One who knows when to lead and follow.

You could be like a James michael shaffer

by Shaffer44 December 20, 2017

Michael

He has a undeniably massive absolutely slangin fat juicy cock and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around you and you know it

“Damn Michael has big fat cock, I’m so jealous.”

by Good soup November 21, 2021

michael heavens

Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall

That boy is such a michael heavens

by The spontaneous chick February 5, 2018

michael mahoney

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.

I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!

by mthgrll97 October 28, 2017

Michael mood

The ability to dm any bitch you want and getting her

Honestly I didn't think I could do it until I got in my Michael Mood

by Cheeckybastard July 19, 2017

Michael Paraskevas

an American illustrator, cartoonist, and animation producer best known for co-creating along with his mother Betty in the Canadian animated children's television series Maggie and the Ferocious Beast

. Hamptons Artist Michael Paraskevas On His New Book And His Inspiration: His newest children's book, Mr. Moon, is a collaboration with his wife, Maria

by SPrice1980 June 23, 2023