Ghost Dad

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).

So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!

by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021

Ghost

the True definition of a Internet Troll. they have to be taken this way, because you cant reach them. or attack them or get to them. even if you haunt you all over the place with slurs, attacks and insults and harassment, and sexual harassment, and interruption of the pursuit of happiness. and its many and they all do innocent devious stuff that cant hurt them but make you act up and make you commit crimes or break the rules and get ban on the internet or get lock up in prison forever.

do not engage the Ghost

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ March 16, 2022

The Ghost

A vengeful spirit, reincarnated from a samurai who died protecting Komoda Beach. He has come back to liberate Tsushima from the dirty Mongols.

"I heard The Ghost chopped off the Khan's head"

by whatismyname182 March 21, 2022

Ghost

A ghost is something not real and probably full of shitty news, if someone tries to ghost you there trying to get away from you.

Kaylee Ghosted me because I slept with her brother, My dads a ghost he is always being such a blowhard.

by I’mhardforyoubabyboy March 28, 2022

Ghosted

When you buy a softball bat and it breaks within 2 months.

I just bought this bat and went to the cage twice and it is already cracked, how did I get Ghosted!!

by Fastpitch Dad January 25, 2022

Ghosting

Deeply inhaling the fumes of a vaping device while discreetly calling in the workplace so that your exhale is less visible

I was ghosting all day today because my manager kept walking past my desk

by JocularJack January 30, 2022

ghosting

ghosting is the act of someone ending all communication either in person or on social media. Ghosters are usually insecure pricks who are too immature to actually talk about how they feel.

"hey he blocked me on snapchat and wont answer my calls what do you think is going on?"
"sorry babe but he's just ghosting you dont waste any time or energy on him."

by bumbl3b33 February 13, 2022