Academic Comeback

When you have a low grade at the start/middle of a term or semester but get it high at the end

Jerry: Holy shit Mark, you have an F in this class, you can't stay in honor roll.

Mark: Don't worry I'm an academic comeback specialist

Jerry: How is your grade after that exam?

Mark: Went from a 34% to an 81%, told you I'm an academic comeback master

by BigSmoke40 October 23, 2023

Julian Comeau

Sexiest motherfucker alive

Iykyk

That guy isn't giving Julian Comeau vibes at all

When Julian Comeau finds out he's Julian Comeau, he's probably gonna blush!

Giiirrrrllll, you are giving Julian Comeau vibes

by Lovelessonlearned13 December 12, 2023

sex comedian

one who makes highly unfunny sex jokes 24/7

like me! i'm a real sex comedian

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Academic comeback

The act of having below a 3.0(c average)gpa and pulling it up to above a 3.5(b average) gpa

I made a academic comeback halfway through the school year so I didn’t fail

by Takeep December 7, 2023

r/ComedyCemetery

1. A subreddit for any image, as long as it contains the caption of "Savage" along with some form of image. Such as an emoji, or a tiny guy drinking alcohol.

2. ...where jokes go to die

"r/ComedyCemetery is a subreddit that I go to sometimes to laugh at people's pathetic attempts to be funny."
"Dude, what the fuck"

by orange__juice May 8, 2024

Shitty comeback

When sodomizing doggystyle and committing coitus interuptus. The mixture of ejaculate and feces lands on the recipient's back creating a brownish white sheen.

She must have had a burrito for lunch because I pulled out and gave her a shitty comeback.

by wrgrbl June 23, 2024

Divine Comedy

Jordan, you're crying like a bitch because your life is a lie. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Hym "It's a divine comedy and the punchline where the death-bots murder you and all of your kids soon enough. Seriously. I'm not joke about the need for a pundit assassin. You fucks need to die. Probably you kids too. I mean, there's a chance they haven't been tainted but it's probably better safe than sorry. Either way. You should not be having this hard of a time with this. There is something fucking wrong with you."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2024