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Bag Gag

When lowering your sack into a woman's mouth and it hits the back of the throat, causing her to gag.
Guy #1 - "Have you ever tea-bagged a chick?"

Guy #2 - "Sure have. In fact, I got my nuts in so far one time that I bag gagged her."
by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010
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Beard Bag

Quick to reject white-collar America, this subgenus of "bag" pairs his drinking habits with need to casually suggest how cool it was that he drank the night before despite having to be at work at 7 AM. Typically, beard bags are "blue collar to the bone", covered in skull tattoos and resent "pussies", even though they listen to copious amounts of Bright Eyes and Two Gallants. However, there does seem to be an increasing amount of bookish beard bags that like to "showboat read" the works of Proust and the biographies of Winston Churchill in order to suggest intellectualism and build a reclusive mystique.
Jamie is such a Beard Bag. He was over at the puss palace last night regaling us with with tales of Alaskan salmon fishing and deriding Andy for having money soft hands.

Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.
by MajikalBum January 18, 2011
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lunch-bag

the clean version of douche-bag; can be used in business situations.
Those lunch-bags totally stole our business plan!
by megeditor February 28, 2009
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Tea Bag

1. When a man dips his big sweaty balls into/onto a passed out or sleeping mans face/mouth. Usually is done at a party.

2. A man can tea bag his girlfriend/boyfriend by climbin over their face when they are on their knees and makes an up and down motion with their balls in their Girlfriends/Boyfriends mouth.
1. After he passed out, a pair of hairy balls were slapped across his face and when he yawned were dipped into his mouth.

2. "dude, my girlfriend was suckin my dick last night and i grabbed her hair, pulled her head back, and tea bagged her till i came on her face"
by S.Boxleitner April 25, 2010
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Shave and Bag

When you shave your pubes and put them in a plastic baggy. Then you would sneak into someones room. and unzip the plastic baggy and put the pubes all over the face or the persons mouth while they are sleeping. try not to choke them.
He likes to Shave and Bag his sister when she is passed out in her room.
by Sirpubichair January 26, 2010
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runt bag

1) a vagina, cooch
2) a bag of fruit, homosexual
Hey, your runt bag smells.
by Liz January 11, 2004
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golf bag

A woman who is very slutty, and probably has enough room to entertain a couple of balls and 14 shafts at once.
"Mona is a real golf bag."
by A Vettel February 14, 2008
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