Quick to reject white-collar America, this subgenus of "bag" pairs his drinking habits with need to casually suggest how cool it was that he drank the night before despite having to be at work at 7 AM. Typically, beard bags are "blue collar to the bone", covered in skull tattoos and resent "pussies", even though they listen to copious amounts of Bright Eyes and Two Gallants. However, there does seem to be an increasing amount of bookish beard bags that like to "showboat read" the works of Proust and the biographies of Winston Churchill in order to suggest intellectualism and build a reclusive mystique.
Jamie is such a Beard Bag. He was over at the puss palace last night regaling us with with tales of Alaskan salmon fishing and deriding Andy for having money soft hands.
Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.
Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.
by MajikalBum January 18, 2011
Get the Beard Bag mug.im here with my boy chase and trying to give him the details about my friday night adventure and there is a little RT involved but he is just being a squak bag to me today.
by john swec May 16, 2010
Get the squak bag mug.A guy that is a combination of a tool and a douche bag....you know this guy, he's always wearing a tight shirt to show off his muscles, and a hat with a flat bill cocked to the side...and he likes to think he can get any lady in the bar.
look at that dool bag, he thinks he's the shit....but i bet we could get him to buy us some shots so lets go pretend we like him.
who knew that dool bags were allowed out of 24 hour fitness?!?
who knew that dool bags were allowed out of 24 hour fitness?!?
by ktespo April 21, 2009
Get the dool bag mug.1.The act of knocking your boss in the balls for looking over your shoulder all the time.
2. To knock your superior in the cock for cock arming you.
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Get the boss bag mug.A woman who is very slutty, and probably has enough room to entertain a couple of balls and 14 shafts at once.
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Get the M Bag mug.A techinique used to get a girl, the bagging part is to get to know a girl and sooner or later you ask her out, and the busting part is basically having sex.
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