April 5th

A day where you do a Alabama Hotpocket, in your cousin ,-,

DDudee it's April 5th, the day where you can shit in a vagina

Yeahh it is!!!

by GaY_shit October 18, 2019

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12th april

national agri lad day

‘how you feeling today agri lad?’
‘i’m feeling amazing as it is the 12th april and national agri day’

by maisiegilbert April 11, 2022

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April

A month bitch. If you were born in this month your probably an Aries so that mean your fierce and impulsive.now go away pls

Mr.brown-kk so now tell me when you were born

Me-on my birthd- I mean April sir

by Dftgvyvbjbb June 30, 2020

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April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

by plyby_ November 1, 2021

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April 8

April 8th is national Grey sucks Blu off day! What a blessing. Right? People by the names of Grey Johnson should be grabbed by a Blu and as they makeout, Grey bends down and sucks him off.

Hey, Blu! Happy birthday! yknow what else is celebrated on April 8?

Oh no...

by DefinitelyNotLuckyFish June 8, 2022

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