apple bees mr brad

very fine man.

apple bees mr brad is fine

by yuyuseeo October 9, 2025

Apple Shitter

Where you jam her ass full of apple sauce and proceed to eat it like an apple fritter.

Kate- "Hey, how was your date with Jake last night?"
Sam- "It was amazing, he gave the Apple Shitter."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025

Apple Bapples

a more sophisticated term for the American restaurant chain “Applebee’s”. only to be used in passing by the nerdiest, best of folk.

“i’m at apple bapples”

by muddyhobbit May 22, 2025

Apple Fritters

A really nice thick ass that you wanna fuck

Owen was totally staring at Jay’s apple fritters

by JoJo_26B June 13, 2025

Apple Jail

When Apple charges your card but the card has no funds or is locked, so they put you on probation where you cannot download, update, or reinstall apps until you pay them the money.

“I can’t download that app back! I’m in Apple jail for scamming Apple out of a five dollar robux pack.”

by JnKo June 15, 2025

Apple

Apple Inc. is a Cupertino, California, United States based technology company, and is best known for their mobile devices, such as iPhones, iPads, MacBooks, and the Apple Watch. Their products come at a premium, sometimes referred to as the “Apple tax” by enthusiasts of their products.

Apple products may be quite expensive, I believe their computers are definitely overpriced, but you can always count on them to be very aesthetically pleasing.

by This is my handle okay July 7, 2025

apple-to-orange comparison

The comparison between two (or more) things that cannot be compared apple-to-apple, e.g. comparing the demand of being a kindergartener with that of being a college student — even though they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day

Trying to compare the stress levels of a kindergartener to a college student is just an apple-to-orange comparison—sure, they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day, but the responsibilities are worlds apart!

by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025