by DinksterJoe May 13, 2019
Guy 1:“Hey man, you looked kinda uncomfortable at the funeral”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut”
Guy1: “what”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut”
Guy1: “what”
by Beta__male69 February 07, 2020
'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.
Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.
Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
by probablyhomosapien September 19, 2018
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by oopsydoooopsy July 30, 2020
When you but too many nuts past the point of shooting blanks and instead shoot blood out of your dick.
by ilex07 January 22, 2022