Apple Pound

When you fuck a warm expired apple pie
I caught my friend Earl Apple pounding an expired apple pie
by Tremdom January 29, 2025
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Apple Hog

A very large white female characterized by her affection for undocumented migrants who generally work in the fruit and vegetable picking/processing industry. Spotted in her native habitat, she is generally unemployed and stays home in the trailer all day while consuming large amounts oh high calorie diet items.
Hey Paco, did you see the Apple Hog that is staying at Carlostrailer? It looks like she swallowed Carlos again.
by Ragnarsix June 03, 2021
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Apple pie prank

If u know u know
Whatchu know ab the Apple pie prank if 2022” “oh it’s the Apple pie prank
by Applepieprank December 31, 2023
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Apples? Bananas?

Something your math teacher replies with when you give them a dry number as your answer.
Teacher: What's 7x7?
Student: 49
Teacher: 49 what? apples? bananas?
Student: ...
by Nedux007 May 19, 2021
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one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
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Apple Cult

The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!
Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?

Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!

Billy: Let's go!

Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!

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by MyButtHurts69 May 03, 2022
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another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German
Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!
by Michael December 07, 2021
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