What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.
Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.
Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.
Devin: Oh..ok tight.
Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.
Devin: Oh..ok tight.
by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019
by FlounderFlound August 12, 2022
A taco bell baby is the feeling you get after you eat taco bell. You think your stomach looks big, and you feel larger after eating taco bell. When you shit it out, it feels like you have just given birth to a baby, but it was really your taco bell. You feel the bloating go away, like you just lost baby weight.
"Ouch, that must have been my taco bell baby." Jessa says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.
by Tessa1234589 July 17, 2018
The enormous dimp you have to take after eating taco bell. It is called that because it makes your stomach grow and the feeling of shitting it out if like giving birth. Though it is painful before and while you give birth to it, it feels amazing once it's gone.
Oh.. I think I'm about to give birth to my taco bell baby... OWWWWWWWWW AGHHHHHHHHHHH the baby comes out, splashing water on her ass ahhh wow ^v^
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020
tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.
Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."
by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017
Baby, what do you want for dinner?
Taco Bell!
But you promised to rim me later...
Looks like I’m playing Taco Bell roulette again!🤷🏻 ♀️
Taco Bell!
But you promised to rim me later...
Looks like I’m playing Taco Bell roulette again!🤷🏻 ♀️
by Mandi Minx May 10, 2019
by ChiChiRodriguez November 25, 2022