David

A deliquiate jackass who is too dim to understand that it is not a good idea to alienate good people due to his own poor feelings.
I can even begin to comprehend how you are being such a David!
by KevinKyleKid January 30, 2023
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David

"Why does he keep ranting about shit?"

"It's cause he's a David..."
by SP4ce.. January 15, 2025
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David

A smart, curious, kind loving, wonderful, crazy, sexy, talented man
David is a smart, curious, kind loving, wonderful, crazy, sexy, talented man
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David

A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.
Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"

Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."
by IheartSharks April 13, 2023
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Thomas David

Thomas David a man with a heart as big as his beard. A man who served his country proudly and with honor. He is someone who is always surrounded by lots of beautiful ladies. An amazing father who works hard. He may be short but has a very big attitude.
Thomas David is busy playing with his four beautiful daughters.
by jessiluvsslayer May 09, 2018
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David humor

david humor is the unfunniest shit ull ever see. Its like band kid + minecraft + jayden.
Bruh thats so not funny thats david humor tbh
by Dabrell March 17, 2022
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georgia and david

The couple that David and Georgia form is the most perfect couple you've ever seen. They are so beautiful, everyone is jealous, they are beautiful, in love, and so funny, they go so well together!
#Girl1: oh do you see this couple, they are so cute together !
#Girl2: yeah I'm so jealous, this is Georgia and David
by Gigi1354 June 06, 2017
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