Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022

ur mom

im so deeply inlove with your mother and you

"so whos ur crush?"
"...ur mom"

by rororrooro September 21, 2022

ur mom

Hottest person in the world super hot now loose too

I think ur moms hot

by look up ur mom.com November 10, 2021

Ur Mom

a very fat person who is your mother or a guardian

Ur Mom is soo fucking fat like way too fat she is dying

by The other smart boi December 6, 2021

UR MOM

UR MOM IS GAY

"UR MOM IS GAY XD"

by lolkinghaha February 11, 2022

ur mom

a comeback nobody can comeback from.

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*

by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021

ur dad

gone

ur dad left to get some milk

by just_some_dude- September 18, 2023