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not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.
by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018
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not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.
by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018
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Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
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Busting a turd

The act of taking a shit, pooping, dropping a deuce, doping an obozo, taking the browns to the super bowl.
by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019
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disgusting fleshy turd

A legends way of trying to insult you.
Person 1: “Ur a loser”
Person 2: “Well ur a disgusting fleshy turd”
by A person you don’t know April 13, 2020
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Flick-A-Turd

Flick-A-Turd is a children’s game that involves flicking ones shoe from ones foot towards a target whilst on a swing. The game involves two players, the closest to the target wins.

History:
The game was invented circa 1994 by innovators James Kenny and Thomas Holman in the play area between Wimborne Drive and Blandford Gardens in Peterborough, Cambridgeshire.

Rules:
The games rules are relatively simple- the players shoe must be flicked from the foot towards the target and the closest shoe to the target after all players have taken their turns is the winner. The shoe must be flicked while riding a swing. If a players shoe comes into contact with the target, that player is disqualified.

An unofficial rule of the game is to not wear new trainers while playing Flick-A-Turd else you’re mum will go mental.

Incidents:

Few incidents have been recorded but on one occasion police have been involved when a shoe was flicked beyond the boundaries of a privately owned property, resulting in a trespass when the player went to collect their shoe.
“Fancy a game of Flick-A-Turd?”
Yeah but if it goes over the fence you’ve got to climb over and get it back.”
by Flick-A-Turd May 9, 2020
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Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.
Person 1: “Trump 2020
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”
by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020
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