Brown calvin

When you are having anal sex, and it goes wrong, and you get shit on your nob, and inevitably on your boxers.

Was with a woman last night and she gave me a brown Calvin.

by D4ymo84 September 16, 2020

jordan brown

Whordan

Jordan brown by day whordan by night

by Kyzee2 October 13, 2020

brown blowback

Those mysterious clumps and drops of fecal matter that somehow wind up under the toilet rim, or on the bottom of the toilet seat after a particularly exuberant bowel movement.

I often use my urine stream to try to power-wash off the brown blowback collecting in the bowl. Its cheaper than Scrubbing Bubbles and much more fun.

by hooligan0068 October 1, 2012

Brown Wig

The act of taking a dump, crap, sh*t on someones head creating what looks to be a brown wig on there head.

After we had sex i decided to give her a brown wig.
I had a huge load to dump so my brown wig on Jims head looked like he had dreadlocks.

by Blacknight200 October 26, 2012

brown bag'er

The act of fucking a girl in the ass with a condom, and then inserting the shit covered rubber in the whore's twat.

i always give a girl a tube of vagisil after i brown bag'er

by daringe September 18, 2012

Brown pixels

The little bown spots of poo that remain on the side of the toilet even after a good 2-3 flushes.

GOD! it's still full of brown pixels.

by Freetch August 24, 2012

Brown Out

When you smoke a large amount of tobacco and get a massive head rush to the point where you feel like passing out. Symptoms include, dizziness, nausea, and vomiting.

Dude that cuban we smoked is gonna make me brown out, im so head rocked!

by 204kush September 4, 2012