What on gods earth

When something is so fucking unbelievable and out of this world you say this sacred phrase.

You shat in the urinal, pissed in the sink, dried your wet toilet paper under the hand dryer and then ran off and slapped an old woman?! What on gods earth!

by derulais April 6, 2019

What brings you on?

that douchey, passive-aggressive Tinder question

after exchanging niceties and compliments with his new match, Bartholomew saw the dreaded "What brings you on?" pop up in his Tinder chat with Beatrice. "my fucking god," he thought, "why do people ask that dumb fucking question? what brings me on? I used my fingers swiping an app that probably sells my location data. fuck off, lady" and he immediately unmatched

by Uncle Joosie May 2, 2022

Whats cracking on the blender

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).

Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".

by OliviaWild February 28, 2021

AYO WHAT THE FUCK

When you least expect something.

Me: HE'S LOW, HE'S LOW!

Friend: I GOT HIM I GOT HIM

Boss: *Enters phase 2*

Me: AYO WHAT THE FUCK

by ayo what the fuck April 3, 2022

It ain’t what it ain’t

A clever comeback for the meaningless phrase “it is what it is”.

Well Joe, “ it is what it is “....
Comeback: “ yep, and it ain’t what it ain’t “...

by Geo fence March 3, 2018

What the dog did

When the dog has taken a breath mint from one of King Bach's friends.

King Bach: What da dog doin?
Bachs friend: He took a mint from me

Bachs other friend: I can't believe what the dog did

by An average funny guy June 27, 2021

what the curly wig

Is a phrase like "what the hell" and "what the fuck" but is often used as a way to avoid saying phrases like those two. It can be considered a kiddish saying.

Just tell me, what the curly wig, you are talking about. What's your angle? What's your point you are tryna make?

by Master of beargreen August 4, 2023