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Simp by ~X~x~anonymous~x~X~ May 18, 2021
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Someone who just has a crush on someone and does unwanted things but learn the difference just because someone is flirty to someone doesn’t mean they are a simp
Simp by Izumi midoriya Baku May 21, 2021
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Elliot “I leave the room to fart in front of my girlfriend, I’m a gentlemen”
Ollie “no, you’re a fucking simp mate”
Ollie “no, you’re a fucking simp mate”
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A “man” who will ditch friends, commitments, etc at the drop of a hat for a female. He will not tell anyone the reason for his sudden disappearance, but eventually all will be found out - usually through a random social media post where said Simp is tagged in a picture with her. The caption will read something like “she’s my entire world” or “couldn’t imagine life without her” or “one day I’ll give her everything she deserves” when in reality no one really knew they were even dating and the relationship is relatively brand new (they don’t live together, etc).
From the first day of dating his new gf, Ben immediately made her the #1 priority in his life over all things. Somehow he still doesn’t understand how this makes him a Simp.