A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.
mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.
by r_godwinmadlibfan August 28, 2024
Get the Smashman Sandwichmug. by johnnyformo October 28, 2013
Get the one and half sandwichesmug. by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018
Get the Bologna Sandwichmug. the rate at which a woman creates sandwiches. crucial to her ability to mate. a sandwhich rate below 2 a minute leaves you incapable of ever being able to mate. 3 means average. above 5 means legendary a rate above 10 a minute means men will approach you on the street and ask you to marry them.
due to liz's sandwich rate of 12 a minute. even though she is amazingly unattractive she get's 5 marriage requests a day.
by chef Miles March 11, 2012
Get the sandwich ratemug. by quiliff December 11, 2016
Get the P&BJ Sandwichmug. by piss tendon September 25, 2022
Get the Hot Haim Sandwichmug. A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
Get the Shit Sandwich Theorymug.