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Piss n Chips

Hey man, would you like some vinegar chips?

No way, I don't eat piss n chips.
by jimmybuckets June 16, 2010
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Sit Down Piss

A feeble, weak specimen of a human being who when he needs to urinate must adopt a "sit down position" due to him having a maggot sized penis hence the saying sit down pisser!
Mark kicked open the toilet cubicle door to find Elliot having a "Sit down piss".

His penis was so tiny that he couldnt hold it to urinate, he had to "sit down for a piss".
by A.non May 27, 2006
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Piss and Moan Syndrome

Piss and Moan Syndrome (or PMS) is the male response to womens hormonal changes and bullshit
"He's a big whiner...he might even have PMS...piss and moan syndrome"
by linenmaster August 20, 2012
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Fuck Shit Piss

what you say when u hurt yourself or are mad.
God i tripped over the steel thing FUCK SHIT PISS!
by emily b May 8, 2004
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watermelon piss

The problematic situation where you eat so much watermelon that you have to piss out the water that the melon has in it.
I went to the picnic this afternoon and ate a ton of watermelon there. Now I think I have to take a watermelon piss.
by Ryan Halladay August 1, 2011
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fairy piss

A weak, superficial, inferior form of paganism. Term of abuse used by someone who considers their own spirituality to be more robust.
Heard said by a Christian from the celtic tradition: "That New Age commune in X is a bunch of fairy piss."
by sayasan April 12, 2008
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Piss Clam

A broken clam shell found on the beach or in shallow water. The edges are sharp enough to severely cut one’s foot causing him such pain he pisses himself.
Joe: Hey Kyle, why is Glen jumping up and down holding his foot.

Kyle: Ya and it looks like he pissed in his new wet suit.

Joe: Oh F@@@!!, he must have stepped on a piss clam.
by Blk Ngt December 18, 2010
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